I made some jokes this week about the RAM shortage. I made a joke about hitting Sam Altman with my car. These are the kinds of jokes you make when you’re watching your country fail a test it had five years to study for, and the class curve just got obliterated by China. I also[read more]
Author Archives: Shane Morris
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Jan
Jan
Back when I was living in Oakland, I learned about this interesting drug called “dippers” — which aren’t really a drug even in the classical sense. A dipper is a marijuana cigarette (a “joint”) that has been dunked into formaldehyde, and then allowed to dry. How this ever became a thing, I have no idea.[read more]
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Aug
Aug
I love my dad, and he’s been a wonderful role model, but rather unfortunately, he set me on a path of pain and suffering — a path that was once bright with expectations. My dad is the reason I’m a Cowboys fan. If you’re not familiar with the Dallas Cowboys, allow me to wax poetic[read more]
Cornbread is a staple in the South, so here’s how I make mine. You’ll really only need one special item, and that’s a cast iron skillet. But you should have a cast iron skillet, just for regular cooking reasons. Cast iron skillets are amazingly versatile kitchen items. Preheat your over to 425F. The Meal 1[read more]