Author Archives: Shane Morris
I am willing to do whatever it takes. I’ll grow a mullet. I’ll wear gas station Foakley sunglasses. I’ll wear an American flag bandanna. I just want to hunt snakes and be a badass.
Mar
In case you missed it, Rep. Matt Gaetz is under investigation for child sex trafficking, because of course he is. Why wouldn’t Matt Gaetz, the only member of Congress to vote against child sex trafficking laws… be involved. Let’s just restate that: This was a layup of a bill he voted against. Every single other[read more]
Mar
Kinda crazy how a black guy gets elected to the Senate from Georgia, and then the Georgia state legislature decided it was time to undo that whole “voting” thing. What a sad day to call Georgia my home state. Just look at these fucking racists. This is what the GOP does. They claim “election fraud”[read more]
Mar
I think people forget sometimes that fun isn’t the only point, but it’s mostly the point. Rip around on a bike sometimes, dye your hair blue, eat food that is so spicy it’s meant to cause you pain, and enjoy this whole thing. This definitely isn’t a mid-life crisis. Don’t worry. I don’t feel like[read more]
Think of the children.
Cornbread is a staple in the South, so here’s how I make mine. You’ll really only need one special item, and that’s a cast iron skillet. But you should have a cast iron skillet, just for regular cooking reasons. Cast iron skillets are amazingly versatile kitchen items. Preheat your over to 425F. The Meal 1[read more]
Everyone sounds shitfaced. It’s low key hilarious.
It’s weird when you actually do some shit that feels like it matters.
Quote courtesy of Moe Braun. Genius level stuff.