Music Shit

You know my resume. Don’t waste my time. I don’t want to listen to your demos. Cash is king. If you don’t have the money, then step aside.

Writing, TV, Film, and Shit

I have an agent, but typically I’m going to speak for myself. So if you contact me, know that my agent will be cc’d.

Tech Shit

I have done this a long time. You’re not going to impress me.

Political Shit

I won’t tell you who my clients are. Don’t ask.

Legal Shit

I’m represented by Dean Schaner here in Texas. If you fuck around, you’re going to get fucked around.

Real Life Shit

I’m a husband and a father. It’s pretty cool.