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    “The more you read, the more you calm down.”

    33 years old
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    Music Shit

    I have very little interest in discussing my past work.

    Writing, TV, Film, and Shit

    I have an agent, but typically I’m going to speak for myself. So if you contact me, know that my agent will be cc’d.

    Tech Shit

    I don’t like tech bro culture. Engineering should simply be like any other job, but for some reason tech bros like to swear they’re Gods or something and I find it annoying.

    Political Shit

    I won’t tell you who my clients are. Don’t ask.

    Legal Shit

    I’m represented by Dean Schaner here in Texas. If you fuck around, you’re going to get fucked around.

    Real Life Shit

    I’m a husband and a father. It’s pretty cool.