Yeah it’s time to talk to the man himself. (Please read my FAQ before you waste my time.)
“The more you read, the more you calm down.”
33 years old
If you decide to contact me (FAQ)
I have very little interest in discussing my past work.
Writing, TV, Film, and Shit
I have an agent, but typically I’m going to speak for myself. So if you contact me, know that my agent will be cc’d.
I don’t like tech bro culture. Engineering should simply be like any other job, but for some reason tech bros like to swear they’re Gods or something and I find it annoying.
I won’t tell you who my clients are. Don’t ask.
I’m represented by Dean Schaner here in Texas. If you fuck around, you’re going to get fucked around.
Real Life Shit
I’m a husband and a father. It’s pretty cool.