Back in probably… 1996, or somewhere around that time, I was a kid in the middle of a bad situation. My parents got divorced, and my mom made the wrong decision on her second husband. She’ll even admit as much today, as she’s been with her third husband for a good long time now. But[read more]
I don’t know how to tell you this, but this is what I have learned about parenting: Do the damn job. There is no profound advice. There will be no great proclamation. The whole point of the job is just to do it. Diaper needs changing? Do the job. Does the baby try eating every[read more]
I found out that “.sucks” is a domain suffix you can own, so I figured I might as well embrace the fact that I must suck. Because according to the clickbait overlords of the internet — I do suck. However, I suck in a way that makes me indispensable to the internet. If you’re not[read more]
