Spare me, Bernie Bros. This shit isn’t a zero sum game. Presidents get to name the Supreme Court. They can start wars. They can mismanage pandemics. I honestly don’t care how hurt your feelings are, because I’m not willing to fold over the rest of my democracy to people with a proven track record for[read more]
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Apr
Apr
The podium buzzes with people. Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx shuffle about, while Vice President Pence touches his nose and mouth, before shaking hands with four people in flight suits. We wait for President Trump to take the podium. President Trump enters from the left, shaking hands with everyone on stage. He begins reading prepared[read more]
Not because he’s a good actor. He’s not. But he seems like a nice person, who probably shouldn’t have been the punchline to a joke.
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Apr
Apr
Professional wrestling is professional, but it’s only “wrestling” in the sense that it mimes wrestling. Wrestling, as you would define it as a scholastic or Olympic sport, makes for poor television. (With exceptions for stories like Anthony Robles, the one-legged wrestler. That was fuckin’ awesome.) Bob Costas does an admirable job trying to make the[read more]
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Mar
Mar
It all does feel like a scene from a Michael Bay film, doesn’t it? A typecast news anchor-woman in a responsible blazer flashes across our screen, her muted voice playing in the background. “Scientists are rushing to find a cure for the vaccine, but experts say it could be over a year away.” Will Smith[read more]
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Mar
Mar
I found out that “.sucks” is a domain suffix you can own, so I figured I might as well embrace the fact that I must suck. Because according to the clickbait overlords of the internet — I do suck. However, I suck in a way that makes me indispensable to the internet. If you’re not[read more]
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