“I’m not voting unless I get exactly what I want.”

Spare me, Bernie Bros. This shit isn’t a zero sum game. Presidents get to name the Supreme Court. They can start wars. They can mismanage pandemics. I honestly don’t care how hurt your feelings are, because I’m not willing to fold over the rest of my democracy to people with a proven track record for fucking me over.

Joe Biden sucks, but he sucks a lot less than what we have now. Get over yourselves.