Fauxtivational Speaker T-Shirt


    Black unisex t-shirt, flat collar, tagless, fine jersey cotton. No “unisex” doesn’t mean you’ve only had sex one time. It means the shirt is appropriate for any sex, and by sex I mean sex, not gender, which is whatever the fuck you want to be. The design is a white screen print gel which is extremely high quality, because I don’t sell cheap shit. The graphic was inspired by Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down, a popular HBO series about a washed-up minor league baseball player. He publishes an audiobook called “You’re Fucking Out, I’m Fucking In” — which is filled with random nonsense motivational phrases which are virtually indistinguishable from the nonsense I see on social media every day.

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