Important Message: From October 3rd through October 24th, I’m raising money for my son Jack’s school.

As of October 3rd, Jack has raised $2,585, and the school’s total is $7,685.

(Yes, you read that correctly. Jack’s daddy got on the phone, and did some calling. We have raised over one third of the school total. In one day. Wow.)

Jack’s school is a Title I school, which among other things, means that at least 57% of the kids get a free lunch and/or breakfast. For many of these kids, school is the backbone of their community, and we want to build them up together. These funds help pay for field trips, art supplies, meals for the weekend, classroom materials, and much more.

While yes, the school DOES have a direct fundraising link, I’m not going to be sharing the name and location of my child’s elementary school with the internet. Instead, please make a donation on BuyMeaCoffee, and then I’ll take the one-weekly payout, and make a big ass donation to the fundraiser, with probably a slightly perverted name, like “Chonky Hogg” or something.

I’ll keep you updated on the totals on TikTok.